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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,709thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,533rdMost Patriotic: 17,000th
The Federal Republic of
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Estado de Acre

Population7.162 billion

Currencyreal
Animalsabiá

The Federal Republic of Estado de Acre is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.162 billion Estado de Acreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estado de Acrean economy, worth 889 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,232 reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estado de Acre's national animal is the sabiá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estado de Acre is ranked 35,151st in the world and 105th in Giovanniland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,127.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,709thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,533rdMost Patriotic: 17,000thHealthiest Citizens: 17,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,237thLowest Crime Rates: 18,769thMost Devout: 19,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,769thBest Weather: 25,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,256thHighest Food Quality: 27,486th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estado de Acre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Estado de Acre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Patriotic.
  • : Estado de Acre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Estado de Acre, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.

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